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Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Saturday, 11 February 2012

ATOS Killer Fish Strikes Again

ATOS doctor dealing with a patient
ATOS Healthcare the UK subsidiary of the cheese-eating surrender monkey Atos Origin have pulled out of a contract to provide family doctor services to an inner-city area of London.
Managers at the healthcare practice in east London were said to have grown tired of the endless telephone calls from sick people demanding help.

 impressed by the company's employee relations

Patients were often just told to “fuck off” and “go and get a fuckin' job you cancer-faking layabout”, but clinical lead of practice, Fahim Chowdhury, said he was impressed by the employee relations and the administrative and managerial support ATOS offered.

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

ATOS Register of Shame

ATOS Healthcare recently bullied a disabled woman into removing her "ATOS Register of Shame" website from the Net.



This is video is a tribute to her and all the other disability activists working to document the shameful work of ATOS Healthcare - the company employed by the UK government to massively reduce the welfare budget.

Google will give you the background, while I continue to prepare for my Grand Day (week (or two)) Out to the High Court in London to get close up and personal with several expert witnesses and a transatlantic Super Injunction...

Friday, 12 August 2011

The Feral Rich of Chelsea and Kensington

“I believe that the criminality in our streets cannot be dissociated from the moral disintegration in the highest ranks of modern British society...
Suspected rioter beaten by police in Manchester
It is not just the feral youth of Tottenham who have forgotten they have duties as well as rights. So have the feral rich of Chelsea and Kensington...”

An Independent police monitor was subjected to a bloody good hiding as well...

“...Taherali Gulamhussein was stopped and searched by police under section 60 powers, which gives them the right to search for weapons. The police found no weapon, nor any other item that gave them cause for concern.

...in the course of the search, he was kicked and punched in the chest and thigh, and that his head was smashed against a wall.

...after being arrested and placed in the police van he was held down and kicked and punched repeatedly to the face, head and legs.... He was held for three hours, and afterwards received treatment for his injuries at hospital.”

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

The Fear - Like Being

"Mark Ty-Wharton is an exponential interventionist, iridescent existentialist and extra special experimentalist" – Nick Rhodes, Duran Duran


"You’ve heard the phrase think outside the box before?
For me, there is no box..."